Cocker Pics page 3
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A dog's pledge..........The garbage collector is NOT trying to steal our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand up straight when I'm lying under the coffee table. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house. I will not eat the cat's food before or after they eat it. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of carpet in the house when I am about to throw-up. I will not throw-up in the car. I will scootch my bottom along the grass to rid myself of hangers-on. I will not eat other animals poop. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs etc. I will not roll my head in other animal's poop I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop. Kitty box crunchies are not my food. I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing. The diaper pail is not the cookie jar. I will not eat disposable diapers, especially the dirty ones. I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom end. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially red ones or my people will think I am hemorrhaging. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it is raining outside. I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear if someone who is sitting on the toilet. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on T.V.. I will not steal my mom's underwear and dance all over the backyard with it. The sofa is NOT a face towel...NEITHER are Mom and Dad's laps. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. I will not drool all over the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's drivers license and car registration. ....Kim |
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